Evil Bag Of Dicks

We’ve taken the Best Bag Of Dicks, and made it better, by making it down-right devious!! So what is different about this Bag Of Dicks prank you ask? Unlike our standard Singing Bag Of Dicks, with the Evil Bag Of Dicks…. the jingle never stops playing!! Check out the video below : )

When someone clicks the play button on our standard Singing Bag Of Dicks, it plays the annoying Bag Of Dicks Jingle one time. You can start and stop it by pressing the button however many times you like.

With the Evil Bag Of Dicks, we’re taking it one step further. When someone clicks on the play button, the Bag Of Dicks jingle will NOT STOP PLAYING ever. Well, that’s not entirely true, it will stop, about three or four hours later when the batteries run outMUHAHAHA!

WARNING: IF YOU SEND SOMEONE THE EVIL BAG OF DICKS, YOU VERY WELL COULD BE STARTING A FULL ON PRANK WAR!

DOUBLE WARNING: The BagOfDicks.com “Evil Bag Of Dicks” is patent pending Dicknology that is considered a form of torture in 37 countries, but thankfully none of the ones we ship to ; )

Only shipping within the United States and Canada.

Not only is our package amazing, but it comes disguised as a luxury gift from a fancy jewelry store. The recipient will be expecting some kind of amazing expensive gift, only to find a bag of candy dicks staring back at them when they open it up!

This Is What Arrives In The Mail

This Is What They Find Inside

They’re Expecting A Fancy Gift Inside That Envelope
Instead It’s Candy Dicks! Muahahaha!

Seriously What Are You Waiting For?

You could order an underwhelming ordinary bag of dicks from one of our flaccid competitors for a higher price, or you could quit dicking around and get on this deal now before we raise our prices!

Here’s The Question We Get Asked The Most:

Yes, this is 100% anonymous if you want it to be.

No one will ever know you sent the bag of dicks, that is unless you tell them yourself!