Black Bag Of Dicks

Get Your Bag Of Black Candy Dicks!

After receiving thousands and thousands of requests from our customers for a Black Bag Of Dicks we’re proud to announce that is the worlds only supplier of Black Hard Candy Dicks!

It wasn’t easy, and we have limited supplies, so get your Black Candy Dicks before they sell out.

Can you imagine, how awesome these puppies are?

Not only is our package amazing, but all of our Bag Of Dicks pranks come disguised as a luxury gift from a fancy jewelry store. The recipient will be expecting some kind of amazing expensive gift, only to find a bag of candy dicks staring back at them when they open it up!

This Is What Arrives In The Mail

This Is What They Find Inside

They’re Expecting A Fancy Gift Inside That Envelope…
Instead It’s Black Candy Dicks! Muahahaha!

Seriously What Are You Waiting For?

You could order an underwhelming ordinary bag of gummy dicks from one of our flaccid competitors for a higher price, or you could quit dicking around and get on this deal now before we run out of these. Seriously though, our Black Candy Dicks are limited, so order now. One other thing, gummy dicks will often melt if left in a mailbox.

Have questions or requests, please email us before you order. Once an order is received your Bag Of Dicks will be flying through the air on route to its new home.